Dearest Dayna,
To celebrate your 8 years at Shopify we’ve put together the itinerary for our next Alpacas weekend.
Can’t wait to follow this to a tee.
Forever toxin free,
The Alpacas
Friday
| Time | Activity | Location |
| 7:00 AM | Departure | Homes |
| 12 PM | Arrival | The Good Northern |
| ~1:45 PM | Shav’s arrival | The Good Northern |
| 2 PM | Attempt to all work at dining table together, fail | Dining Room |
| 4:47 PM | Room selection, small arguments | The Good Northern, bedrooms |
| 4:55 PM | First air mattress deflates | Bedrooms |
| 5:03 PM | Cocktails; Sheryl’s first and last Caesar | The Living Room |
| 5:16 PM | A finger is cut slicing a lime. First aid is administered. | The Kitchen |
| 6:30 PM | Someone starts to make veggie chili | The Kitchen |
| 6:44 PM | Dayna reveals compost is in the freezer | The Kitchen |
| 7:45 PM | Chelsea attempts a Back In The Bowl game | The Kitchen |
| 7:46 PM | Kath reminds everyone about the Back in The Bowl rules again | The Kitchen |
| 8:01 PM | Tori goes to sleep (Sheryl says she’s going to sleep, but does not) | Bedrooms |
| 8:02 PM – ? | Drinking ensues. Sour Puss is put out, but only Liz drinks it (from the bottle) | The Living Room |
| 10 PM | Sheryl initiates karaoke with Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ – Marki joins in | The Good Northern Staircase |
| 11:30 PM | Marki falls asleep in her sleeping bag in the middle of the partying cause she has too much FOMO | The Living Room |
| 1:06 AM | Liz tries to rally everyone to stay up late but to no avail | Agreed upon bedrooms |
Saturday
| Time | Activity | Location |
| 6:15 AM | Tori and Marki wake up | Bedrooms |
| 7:05 AM | Liz wakes up | Bedrooms |
| 8:30 AM | Everyone else wakes up | Bedrooms |
| 8:33 AM | “No you first” shower banter begins | The Hallway |
| 8:34-9:30 AM | A very long getting ready routine | Every Bathroom in The Good Northern |
| 9:45 AM | Breakfast | Mill Street Crepe Company |
| 11 AM | Museum visit for those who have discerning tastes | Mississippi Valley Textile Museum |
| 12:30 PM | Return | The Good Northern |
| 1 PM | Liz and Kath attempt a canoe paddle, but Liz lily dips | The Lake |
| 1-4 PM | Afternoon drinks turn into cat naps as everyone is over 30 and this is what hangouts are now | The Couches |
| 5 PM | ‘What to have for dinner’ discussions start. Realize there’s nowhere that has GF, V, and DF options so head to Giant Tiger instead | The Kitchen |
| 5:45 PM | After 45 minutes of hangrily yelling at each other, realize there’s no Giant Tiger in whatever the hell city The Good Northern is in | The Good Northern Driveway |
| 6:30 PM | Erika desperately orders pizza | A Cellphone |
| 7 onwards | Wine is uncorked | The Living Room |
| 9:30 PM | Dayna gives an impassioned toast to Archie. Tears flow. | The Living Room |
| 11 PM | Everyone goes to bed, because partying two nights in a row is hard | Bedrooms |
Sunday
| Time | Activity | Location |
| 10 AM | Head to Alpaca farm. Upon arrival see a sign that says ‘CLOSED.’ Collectively shake fists at sign. Liz flashes the empty farm just cause. | Copper Line Alpacas |
| 10:30 AM | Everyone heads home, happy and fulfilled from spending a lovely weekend with such great humans | Cars |
| 10:35 AM | Chelsea returns to The Good Northern because she forgot her bag | The Good Northern |