Dearest DAYNA,
This is a generic letter of celebration. We would like to congratulate you on your EIGHT YEARS at SHOPIFY. You are a valued member of the team, but you really shine in a more specific location.
We are referring to the FANCY SPANCY private message group on SLACK. As an original member and key poster, we’d like to offer you the following rewards package:
- A voucher for 10 free Uber rides
- A DVD collection of Wes Anderson movies (He’s new and we think you’ll like his style!)
- A plastic bag full of leopard print stuff
- A bumper sticker that says “Zuul is my homeboy”
Thank you for being such a great WRITER, you really have a way with SAYING STUFF. We look forward to sending you another rewards package in another EIGHT YEARS!
Love professionally,